Well I will try not to hit enter before I actually type any entry, lol...
14th of Jan already, whoosh, there it went, 2 weeks into 2007 and I finally get around to adding to this oh so boring blog! frankly if it hadn't have been for those incredibly frequent and annoying diet ads I may not have returned!
Is anyone else sick of them yet? oh god let's just get on with it.... Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of my life, blah blah, I'm sure you've heard it all before, (well Mike has anyway!) OK TV, you win, I start ANOTHER diet tomoz, you win, or should that be I win? hmmmmm here we go again, THIS time it will be different, again! AND................ I chose the very same day to look after a little 5 year old boy with chicken pox, errrrrr, maybe not my wisest of moves but it gives me a goal in life, lol.... why would anyone believe me anyway, this is possibly the millionth (is that a word?) diet that I have been on, I am an expert in all and a completer of none :( do they sew lips together? naaaahhhhh I just need the addy of the nearest Weight Whales, oh joy, we can all smile our plastic - I am special - grins together and all rush home to that hidden packet of crisps (oh yessss, i know!)
Got to be better than getting your fat arse stuck in the garden furniture again, oh boy was that a memorable event, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, not going to want to repeat that any time soon,,, enough said I think...... maybe it could be my party piece, NOT! K fingers crossed, quick prayer for strength, let's just get through the next 24 hours and see what life throws at me, if you don't hear from me soon, send over a packet of jaffa's PULEEEEZE,,,,
Twiggs (hopefully soon) xxx
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